Tapermen

So I follow a lot of people on Twitter that are going to Boston.
YAY! I'm so proud of each and every one of you. I've watched (read?) you guys train and deal with aches and injuries...it's like I was there!
Anyway, in joking this morning about taper I made a little poster for y'all.

I've decided this needs to happen. For all my female Boston runners that are on taper, you need a right hand man to do those pesky tasks that keep you on your feet.

Getting coffee, cooking, pumping your gas.
Doing anything for you while you sit, look pretty, and rest those important legs of yours!  All while they work and look hot.

I'll start tryouts for my Tapermen team ASAP. Get to me quick for preorder of hair color!